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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>this is mostly to keep track of the random shit that happens to me</description><title>ramblings of an anomaly</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @anomollie)</generator><link>http://anomollie.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Amazing Funny Animal Couples Pictures | Digital Art, Photography</title><description>&lt;a href="http://crunchmag.com/amazing-funny-animal-couples-pictures/"&gt;Amazing Funny Animal Couples Pictures | Digital Art, Photography&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://anomollie.tumblr.com/post/10247958267</link><guid>http://anomollie.tumblr.com/post/10247958267</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2011 16:00:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>i cant tell you how unbelievably jealous i am of you.. so...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/CBn-0XhgD6A?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;i cant tell you how unbelievably jealous i am of you.. so obsessed with them its ridiculous..&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://midnightlands.tumblr.com/post/8157468552"&gt;midnightlands&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Helplessness Blues - Fleet Foxes&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I was here. Next to this dude. This happened. This is a part of my life. jksfdsjkfjksfd&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://anomollie.tumblr.com/post/8161557701</link><guid>http://anomollie.tumblr.com/post/8161557701</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2011 01:37:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>cambium:


if this video is not spread, this woman will die.
if...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/2CKuJ8eqY6M?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://cambium.tumblr.com/post/7887998646"&gt;cambium&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;if this video is not spread, this woman will die.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;if this video is spread, there is a chance justice shall be served.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;PLEASE WATCH THIS AND SHARE IF YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR COUNTRY. Do you know all those ads on TV telling you the Gulf Coast is safe? Do you know those BP commercials telling you they care about their employees, that they’ve cleaned up the spill? Well, here’s a video of a woman who was a one of the thousands of clean-up crew members…&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Her body is now degenerating rapidly. She’s lost feeling in her right arm, and severe neurological/nerve damage is starting to cause uncontrollable facial twitching. Her fellow clean-up crew friends are dying. This is heartbreaking and will make you sick to your stomach, but we all need to demand the media and government and BP acknowledge the true horror of this situation. This is your opportunity to use the Internet (and Tumblr) to impact the world. Look at the Middle-East, and think how much more powerful we as Internet-users are in America because of our guaranteed access to these digital tools.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;If EVERY person on Tumblr who saw this (yes, you) reblogged and posted it on facebook, it will become a huge, national news story.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span class="messagebody"&gt;The mainstream media will have no choice but to make it one. PLEASE. This is not about getting reblogs or followers or hits, this is about our country, our world, and our race. This is a mother who tried to service our entire country by agreeing to clean-up OUR Gulf Coast, and she is now losing her life as a result. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://anomollie.tumblr.com/post/7916651839</link><guid>http://anomollie.tumblr.com/post/7916651839</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2011 01:10:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>you shouldn’t have to help plan your brothers funeral. I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo9gh2zabd1qfajano1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;you shouldn’t have to help plan your brothers funeral. I miss him so much.. I regret not getting to know his past more, but I will never regret knowing such an incredible man. he was honestly one of my favorite people, aside from being my hilariously awesome brother. I plan on honoring him by enjoying every little moment because that’s what he taught me the most. love every moment because you never know when it could be your last. I love you with my whole heart Michael David Litchford.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anomollie.tumblr.com/post/7566499329</link><guid>http://anomollie.tumblr.com/post/7566499329</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Jul 2011 03:21:55 -0400</pubDate><category>death sucks</category><category>sibling love</category><category>sadness</category><category>why am i still awake</category></item><item><title>Just in case.</title><description>&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Depression Hotline:&lt;/strong&gt; 1-630-482-9696&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Suicide Hotline:&lt;/strong&gt; 1-800-784-8433&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;LifeLine:&lt;/strong&gt; 1-800-273-8255&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Trevor Project:&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;1-866-488-7386&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Sexuality Support:&lt;/strong&gt; 1-800-246-7743&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Eating Disorders Hotline:&lt;/strong&gt; 1-847-831-3438&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Rape and Sexual Assault:&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;1-800-656-4673&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Grief Support:&lt;/strong&gt; 1-650-321-5272&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Runaway:&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice:&lt;/strong&gt; 1-866-439–4253&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Reblogging because you know, someone out there could use one of these.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://anomollie.tumblr.com/post/7478971713</link><guid>http://anomollie.tumblr.com/post/7478971713</guid><pubDate>Sun, 10 Jul 2011 23:09:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>these helped me today</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.gethenchnow.com/top-20-motivational-pictures/"&gt;these helped me today&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://anomollie.tumblr.com/post/7080434919</link><guid>http://anomollie.tumblr.com/post/7080434919</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2011 09:17:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnlswsjIG01qfajano1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://anomollie.tumblr.com/post/7079954295</link><guid>http://anomollie.tumblr.com/post/7079954295</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2011 08:48:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>moustachessss</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.lordlikely.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/tashorama.html"&gt;moustachessss&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://anomollie.tumblr.com/post/7061282526</link><guid>http://anomollie.tumblr.com/post/7061282526</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Jun 2011 19:34:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Two churches located across the street from each other.  At least the Catholics have a sense of humor. lol</title><description>&lt;blockquote&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf93clp5oK1qzeqvn.jpg"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf93cpnBqY1qzeqvn.jpg"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf93dmPIzH1qzeqvn.jpg"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf93dsbiff1qzeqvn.jpg"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf93dzJl1h1qzeqvn.jpg"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf93e50bWr1qzeqvn.jpg"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf93ebEMKM1qzeqvn.jpg"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf93ei8CzJ1qzeqvn.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;…Do the Presbyterians think Rocks are animals?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf93eqS96s1qzeqvn.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;ALL ROCKS GO TO HEAVEN&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;CONVERTING TO CATHOLICISM DOES NOT MAGICALLY GRANT YOUR DOG A SOUL.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt; WOW. EPIC CATHOLIC WIN.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I LOVE THIS.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I’ll see you in heaven, my beloved pet rock!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://anomollie.tumblr.com/post/7059581674</link><guid>http://anomollie.tumblr.com/post/7059581674</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Jun 2011 18:45:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnjehxMIHo1qi13lco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://anomollie.tumblr.com/post/7059412493</link><guid>http://anomollie.tumblr.com/post/7059412493</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Jun 2011 18:41:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>to use for years to come</title><description>&lt;object id="ch6536596" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=6536596&amp;use_node_id=true&amp;fullscreen=1" width="400" height="225"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=6536596&amp;use_node_id=true&amp;fullscreen=1" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=6536596&amp;use_node_id=true&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="225" allowscriptaccess="always"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;to use for years to come&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anomollie.tumblr.com/post/7009632774</link><guid>http://anomollie.tumblr.com/post/7009632774</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Jun 2011 09:12:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>this just made my day</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lni4fyAGOV1qfajano1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;this just made my day&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anomollie.tumblr.com/post/7009556718</link><guid>http://anomollie.tumblr.com/post/7009556718</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Jun 2011 09:07:10 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>i want to look at this when im not at work. </title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2qFoDu/www.ivillage.com/sex-positions-finder%253Fsky%253Dstu%257Civl%257Cpp%257Csexposition%257C"&gt;i want to look at this when im not at work. &lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://anomollie.tumblr.com/post/7009543834</link><guid>http://anomollie.tumblr.com/post/7009543834</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Jun 2011 09:06:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask..."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”&lt;br/&gt;
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.&lt;br/&gt;
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.&lt;br/&gt;
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.&lt;br/&gt;
5) MEOW occasionally.&lt;br/&gt;
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” - and back away slowly&lt;br/&gt;
7) SAY -DING at each floor.&lt;br/&gt;
8) SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the red buttons.&lt;br/&gt;
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.&lt;br/&gt;
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.”&lt;br/&gt;
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”&lt;br/&gt;
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.&lt;br/&gt;
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.”&lt;br/&gt;
14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.&lt;br/&gt;
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.&lt;br/&gt;
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.&lt;br/&gt;
17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”&lt;br/&gt;
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!”&lt;br/&gt;
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.&lt;br/&gt;
20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.&lt;br/&gt;
21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist.&lt;br/&gt;
22) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it.&lt;/p&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://lbchumor.tumblr.com/"&gt;lbchumor&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://anomollie.tumblr.com/post/7001236366</link><guid>http://anomollie.tumblr.com/post/7001236366</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Jun 2011 00:19:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lne0kqgiGB1qby1v4o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://anomollie.tumblr.com/post/6993237043</link><guid>http://anomollie.tumblr.com/post/6993237043</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2011 20:25:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>this is so freakin’ true</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln8u1kBJYE1qfajano1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;this is so freakin’ true&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anomollie.tumblr.com/post/6824728958</link><guid>http://anomollie.tumblr.com/post/6824728958</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Jun 2011 08:44:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>i just thought this was funny</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln7xs9DD2s1qfajano1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;i just thought this was funny&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anomollie.tumblr.com/post/6810085349</link><guid>http://anomollie.tumblr.com/post/6810085349</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Jun 2011 21:07:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>i think this every time!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln7s90tp9U1qfajano1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;i think this every time!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anomollie.tumblr.com/post/6806002073</link><guid>http://anomollie.tumblr.com/post/6806002073</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Jun 2011 19:07:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>a joke you will find amusing</title><description>&lt;a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/lhav/~3/oC7B-ofHjtY/joke.html"&gt;a joke you will find amusing&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://anomollie.tumblr.com/post/6757045164</link><guid>http://anomollie.tumblr.com/post/6757045164</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Jun 2011 11:29:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I can’t express to you guys how much I love this band. </title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_6755520391" src="http://anomollie.tumblr.com/post/6755520391/audio_player_iframe/anomollie/tumblr_ln58q2CIs11qfajan?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fanomollie%2F6755520391%2Ftumblr_ln58q2CIs11qfajan" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I can’t express to you guys how much I love this band. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anomollie.tumblr.com/post/6755520391</link><guid>http://anomollie.tumblr.com/post/6755520391</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Jun 2011 10:10:00 -0400</pubDate><category>mathien</category><category>obsessed</category><category>new track</category></item></channel></rss>
